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THE ALLIED FORCES BATTLE NAZI ZOMBIES AND AXIS GORILLAS |
Recently I’ve been reading a series of comic books
entitled “Uber” by “Avatar Press”. To be honest they’re a bit too profanity
laden and gory for my tastes. But the basic storyline, Germany fending off the
Russian advance at the end of the Second World War by creating an army of
super-powered soldiers, is a very good one. Certainly it enthused me enough to
dig out my old “Dust Tactics” models and start wargaming the genre using a
squad of super-powered British Red Devils against a gathering Axis Gorillas and
the Undead.
This game using ‘Homemade Rules’ takes place upon my usual 2x2 gaming
board which has been populated with some sporadic trees and a couple of ruined
buildings. The Paratroopers’ goal was simple, drop into enemy territory and
locate a wrecked robot placed in the centre of the battlefield. Once found, the
Red Devils simply had to hold off any enemy units until a helicopter could
arrive and safely extract them and their prize. The Axis units simply have to
stop them.
“The story so far… Axis forces have been massing along the German
border, so Allied Intelligence dispatched a self-sufficient flying drone to
conduct reconnaissance over the area. Unfortunately the robot was shot down
before it could complete its mission. So headquarters have deployed a team of
Red Devils to air drop into the area, and retrieve the remains. Unfortunately
the landing zone is currently occupied by trained killer Gorillas and the Walking
Dead.”
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THE TABLETOP - PARATROOPER LANDING SITES 1,2 & 3 |
The German forces were randomly deployed around the table’s edges. Whilst
Corporal Wayne, Private Knight and Private Murdock identified their preferred
landing spots. The robot objective was placed in the centre of the board [Point
4]. The game started with Private Knight landing perfectly in the middle of a
ruined building in the north east corner of the battlefield [Point 1]. Corporal
Wayne was equally as proficient with his air drop, and landed precisely where
he wanted in the north east corner [Point 3]. Unfortunately Private Murdock slightly
missed his landing spot but still managed to hit the first floor of a ruined
building in the south east corner of the woodland [Point 2].
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DOWN AND SAFE - THE RED DEVILS LAND READY FOR ACTION |
Sensing living human
flesh a nearby zombie rushed towards the landing site of Corporal Wayne. He was
immediately spotted by the experienced paratrooper and laid low. In the north
western ruin Private Knight shuddered as he heard the howls of two shambling
corpses fast approaching him… from different directions. Raising his phaser
weapon, the Red Devil immediately felled one of the cadavers. But horrified he
then saw an enormous ape appear from behind a nearby tree and start rushing
towards him. In the south east Private Murdock also heard the wail of the
Undead from beyond some woodland to the south. But he was more concerned with
the sight of the gigantic gorilla which was snuffling around at the base of the
building he was hiding in. His weapon blazed away at the brute, but despite
being wounded the hairy beast did not die. Instead, with a roar, it raced
towards the soldier. Who terrified, realised that he could hear the sound of a
second great ape moving around the ruin behind his position.
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THE WALKING DEAD - GERMAN CORPSES START TO RUSH PRIVATE KNIGHT |
From the
vulnerable north western ruin Private Knight began Turn Two by opening fire on
the snarling gorilla charging towards him. But in his panic missed. In the
south east Private Murdock had better luck, and with another roar from his
weapon, the giant ape at the bottom of his building was still and dead. The
corporal, believing his compatriots had matters well in hand started to move
towards the last sighted position of the robot’s remains. However things were
not going as well as Wayne thought. For starters the ape Private Knight had
completely missed, smashed into the paratrooper and almost tore the man limb
from limb there and then. Dazed, the soldier was then charged by a hungry
zombie. But somehow managed to stay alive despite the attack. Unfortunately he
then saw that another zombie had appeared just outside the ruined building,
hungry for his brains. Just which intelligence bigwig thought this place would
be an ideal landing spot!?! Private Murdock was also in some danger, as a zombie
had appeared besides the body of the ape he’d killed, and he could hear another
gorilla effortlessly climbing up the outside of the building he was perched in.
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PLANET OF THE APES - KNIGHT AND MURDOCK FACE KILLER GORILLAS |
Turn Three saw Murdock spin round and fire at the huge black shape pulling
itself up over the wall behind him. But in his fright he totally missed as the
ape launched its huge bulk upon him. With a cry, the Red Devil felt his ribs
give way beneath the animal’s colossal weight, and at the same time saw that
zombie below had reached the edge of the building. Meanwhile Private Knight put
his armoured fist through the head of the zombie trying to gnaw through his
shoulder. Unfortunately this still left the paratrooper embroiled in a
fist-fight with a massive gorilla… But before that battle could be resolved
another zombie was upon him and the soldier was eaten alive. Realising the
success of his mission was in jeopardy, Corporal Wayne raced on towards the
robot’s remains, hoping he could soon call in a helicopter and get what
remained of his squad out of this death-trap. But already he could hear the
heavy approach of a gorilla from the direction of the north-west corner.
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DEATH DEALING - MURDOCK DISPATCHES AN APE. BUT KNIGHT IS OVERWHELMED |
The Fourth
Turn began with a zombie clambering up onto the first floor where Private
Murdock was holed up. But the soldier was too busy thinking about the gorilla’s
jaws closing in around his head, and with a “chomp” he was dead. Alone,
Corporal Wayne, shivering at the sound of at least one zombie coming at him
from the north-west, suddenly saw a gorilla racing towards him from behind a
tree. He turned his weapon on the brute and fired… ‘snake-eyes’… a weapon jam!!
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HEROIC ATTEMPT - CORPORAL WAYNE MAKES FOR THE OBJECTIVE AS MURDOCK DIES |
All around the Red Devil the cries of the Undead could be heard as the fiends quickly made their way towards the sounds of fresh meat. Throwing his useless weapon to one side, the hero gave a cry “For God, The King and Churchill” and charged into the oncoming silverback gorilla. Breathless he staggered back. He hadn’t injured the beast at all despite his heavy armoured form.
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MAN VERSES BEAST - WAYNE BATTLES A GORILLA AS ZOMBIES RUSH TOWARDS HIM |
Turn Six saw
the Corporal throw another punch into the face of the ape, and this time he
finally drew blood. But hungry corpses were fast approaching his location from
the west and south, and although he could now hear the beeping of the damaged
robot, he knew the Undead were between him and his prize. In the distance he
noted the gorilla which had killed Murdock had clambered down from the ruined
building and was thundering towards him as well. A huge roar from the killer
ape in front of him jerked him back to his senses but it was not enough to save
him from the ferocious attack. At the same time he felt clawing hands tearing
at his armour, pulling him to the ground…
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LAST REPORTED POSITION OF CORPORAL WAYNE - THE RED DEVIL FINALLY FALLS |
For those interested in finding out a bit more as to what "Uber" is about. Then I have reviewed the first three issues of the comic book series here: